Playing Youtube rap videos as background music while working from home is a terrible idea. The mind wanders, from the task at hand, to the video girls ... and a new, bigger, task at hand. Stuck alone at work you may come to a depressing realization - you don’t have a shot in hell at ever having sex with a woman like Nicki Minaj. (I know you’re not a video girl, Nicki.)Read More
If random people chose random things, and more random people with random preferences randomly liked those things, the world of curation would play out exactly as it does now.Read More
Don’t assume refining an idea happens in your head. Get it on paper then use your eraser, so to speak.Read More
In the 1990’s mozzarella sticks EXPLODED. I’d never heard of them until they showed up in casual dining restaurants, frozen food aisles, fast food chains, any place any where, your own house, and your friend’s house unless they weren’t normal. Cheese sticks became an expectation.Read More
Trans people, of the LGBT type, have stretched their toes into acceptance over the past half decade. It’s not strange the acceptance is so hard fought. Gender seems to be one of the weightier parts of identity. A thought is gender, instead of an aspect of identity with various causes, just is. It’s so strongly tied to identity that it’s figured a Platonic Form.Read More
- Leave it in a pocket before doing laundry.
- Squirt it with a squirt gun.
- Dip it in a bucket.
- Jump in the ocean.
- Remove the shower cap next time you’re in the shower.
- Have sex with a bucket.
- Call everyone’s mom.
- Stiff a prostitute.
- Refuse to pay a prostitute.
- Pee your pants.
How you yourself achieve success by applying the information throughout this blog you’ll have to discover on your own. But you will.Read More
A muscle the size of an apple suddenly becoming still can evaporate every single thing. Sometimes I’ll think how the whole wide world could end over something as trivial as my heart stopping to beat. As I imagine sinking towards the ground before my vision disappears my perspective seems dinky.Read More